Open Letter to Kamaal Rashid Khan (KRK)

Dear Kamaal Rashid Khan,

Hope Jannat is treating you well. And I hope your good night kisses are reaching Asin. U blocked me 5 months back, but u still appear on my TL when people mention/RT your tweets. You know what, I blocked u too. Hell Yeah! You think you’re Brad Pitt’s nephew? Let me tell you one thing, people follow you, because you are a stupid. Someonehas rightly said u can earn a lot of money, but you cannot earn or buy class, perhaps that person knows you very well. Now, why do u call yourself KRK, why not Kamaal? Do u think you’ll match SRK with that?

I Saw a Clip of Deshdrohi on youtube, yes I was that vela, look even you cannot believe that right? That someone actually youtubed you. But I did, just to see what you made. You think you made a patriotic flick? ROFLMAO, it was a parody of a patriotic flick Mr.Khan. Believe me I am not a critic but I’ve seen enough number of Hollywood/bollywood movies to say that you cannot act even one bit. First, agree to it that you cannot be protagonist in a film. Okay Mr.Khan , I know u r googling the meaning of protagonist.
So, what’s with your logo? Yes that shit that you wear? You think that’s cool? Oh yes it is! Can I have one of those? Pleaaaaase KRK? And what’s with the habit of DMing girls? On Record, I changed my profile picture once and mentioned u. You fuckin DM’ed me and said “anything for u babe.’ Like, Seriously?

We all know you have made a lot of money from scratch, but don’t show it off. You are not the first one to do it. I know u will read this, I know you will think this will gain you more twitter followers, but I hope this changes you a bit. Don’t give those cheap good night kisses man. Maintain some dignity. Kuch toh class le aa. Like 5 percent toh le aa please. Tere jaise aadmiyon ki wajah se saare aadmi suffer karte hain. Look I am using hindi in between, just for u Kamaal.

Vaise I like your name, call yourself kamaal and not KRK, kyonki tu Kamaal ka insaan hai. Sample hai tu. Stop posting your car photos on twitter, it’s not just the car which attracts girls, it depends on whose driving it. And stop asking for girls phone numbers for gods sake. U won’t get Laid via Twitter, trust me.

Okay so this is via WikiPedia : On the reality television show Bigg Boss Khan has made claims of being a multimillionaire who lives in a 21,000 sq ft (2,000 m2) villa, gets his milk from Holland, water from France and tea from London. In an interview with TV channel Bindass, Khan claims that his export business turnover is in the tune of Rs.100 crores.

Do some donations dude, you’ll feel better from inside. Trust me, you will.  Stop boasting the shit out of it. Thodi si dignity or class le aa, phir dekh, you’ll get a verified twitter account too. (I know that’s your ultimate dream :P )

Chal I’ll close this now, perhaps you’ll learn something about yourself which you need to change. This is my first open letter, and I chose you, because I get the feeling you need some help. Don’t take this too personally. I didn’t abuse u or anything, yet said a lot of things about you. Respect yourself, respect girls , respect what you have aur phir dekh, you’ll be even more successful in life.

Cheers!
May Allah Bless You, even more

-Jobless Scholar a.k.a @bakkchod