99(9)*

Last night when I was on 999 followers. I was refreshing my TL and Interactions page , in anticipation of the 1000th follower. I never thought I will get this far, but I was happy that I did. With all my @bakkchod tweets. When I was on 999, I tweeted : “ Just 1 more, *puppy face*” got a few #FF’s and RT’s right away, mainly from girls :P. 


So I had to wait for about 17 minutes, yes 17 minutes for the 1000th follower. I even tweeted can I get a Bangladeshi follower, as Sachin scored his 100th 100 against them. I was impatient was getting cranky. Then I thought Sachin waited for more than a year for his 100th 100. This was the longest wait in his career. He had the pressure of 1.2 Billion Indian Fans and perhaps an equal number of International Fans. 
Flash back happened. The World Cup Quarter Final where he made an important half century. The Semi Final where he missed out on a hundred. Okay , so all was well till now. We won the world cup and we were happy, weren’t we?


Then came the tour of England! He came close on one occasion , probably  the closest in the last ‘few’ innings. He scored 91. He was out LBW. Harsha Bhogle on Air , said, “The Dream has to wait another day”


We were still fine, I guess. The man was under immense pressure. When I waited for 17 minutes, I was very very impatient .  Imagine what that man went through! He’s a genius , we all know, but to have the burden of a billion people on your shoulders and perform at the highest level needs a lot of courage and determination. 
That man is my inspiration. We have to be patient in life and good things will happen. And I am not talking about twitter followers or a 100th 100. This is a general theory of life.  You have to keep giving your best shot, and you’ll get what you deserve sooner or later. 


Moving on from the England Tour, Came the Home Series against the West Indies. He made a 76. Was out LBW again this time to a spinner. This was at the Kotla, I was at the ground. He left to a standing ovation again. CricInfo Commentary said “Not Happening This Time Folks”. It had to happen we all knew it. But it took its time.


Came the Wankhade Test Match. The Stage was set. We said it’s written on his home ground. The Stadium was packed. He was batting brilliantly , as usual. 
And … He was out for 94. Ravi Rampaul’s mother and sister were blessed with every possible adjective in every possible Indian language. Most of us were getting frustrated, weren’t we?
Imagine what the great man himself was going through. He had 99 to his name in a sparkling career but he was chasing that elusive one.


The Tour Down Under was much hyped after the massacre in England. He came close, a few times but it wasn't there. We lost the series 4-0 again. 
He played the ODI series and nothing happened! The wait was almost a year now. The not much hyped 


Asia Cup came and Then we had our own brains running. “it will be against Pakistan” . You said that right? I know most of us did. 


Against all odds, it came against Bangladesh. This was after 1 year. If I am not wrong , 368 days. The great man waited for 368 days, and even after that we lost the match. 


There has to be a reason why we call him God. And we all have one answer. He is God. Period.
I had to dedicate something to him, I chose this moment when I came 0.000000000000000001 percent close to what he felt. I guess I need to add about a thousand more zero’s there. 


We love u Sachin. We Love you God. You are , my Inspiration. Keep Rocking!


And btw thanks for all the follows, I did reach 1000 followers and a SRK fan followed me. Buhahahah. I DM’ed him a thank you msg.  Thank you all. 


Thank you God. 


 Jobless Scholar A.k.a @bakkchod.

Open Letter to Kamaal Rashid Khan (KRK)

Dear Kamaal Rashid Khan,

Hope Jannat is treating you well. And I hope your good night kisses are reaching Asin. U blocked me 5 months back, but u still appear on my TL when people mention/RT your tweets. You know what, I blocked u too. Hell Yeah! You think you’re Brad Pitt’s nephew? Let me tell you one thing, people follow you, because you are a stupid. Someonehas rightly said u can earn a lot of money, but you cannot earn or buy class, perhaps that person knows you very well. Now, why do u call yourself KRK, why not Kamaal? Do u think you’ll match SRK with that?

I Saw a Clip of Deshdrohi on youtube, yes I was that vela, look even you cannot believe that right? That someone actually youtubed you. But I did, just to see what you made. You think you made a patriotic flick? ROFLMAO, it was a parody of a patriotic flick Mr.Khan. Believe me I am not a critic but I’ve seen enough number of Hollywood/bollywood movies to say that you cannot act even one bit. First, agree to it that you cannot be protagonist in a film. Okay Mr.Khan , I know u r googling the meaning of protagonist.
So, what’s with your logo? Yes that shit that you wear? You think that’s cool? Oh yes it is! Can I have one of those? Pleaaaaase KRK? And what’s with the habit of DMing girls? On Record, I changed my profile picture once and mentioned u. You fuckin DM’ed me and said “anything for u babe.’ Like, Seriously?

We all know you have made a lot of money from scratch, but don’t show it off. You are not the first one to do it. I know u will read this, I know you will think this will gain you more twitter followers, but I hope this changes you a bit. Don’t give those cheap good night kisses man. Maintain some dignity. Kuch toh class le aa. Like 5 percent toh le aa please. Tere jaise aadmiyon ki wajah se saare aadmi suffer karte hain. Look I am using hindi in between, just for u Kamaal.

Vaise I like your name, call yourself kamaal and not KRK, kyonki tu Kamaal ka insaan hai. Sample hai tu. Stop posting your car photos on twitter, it’s not just the car which attracts girls, it depends on whose driving it. And stop asking for girls phone numbers for gods sake. U won’t get Laid via Twitter, trust me.

Okay so this is via WikiPedia : On the reality television show Bigg Boss Khan has made claims of being a multimillionaire who lives in a 21,000 sq ft (2,000 m2) villa, gets his milk from Holland, water from France and tea from London. In an interview with TV channel Bindass, Khan claims that his export business turnover is in the tune of Rs.100 crores.

Do some donations dude, you’ll feel better from inside. Trust me, you will.  Stop boasting the shit out of it. Thodi si dignity or class le aa, phir dekh, you’ll get a verified twitter account too. (I know that’s your ultimate dream :P )

Chal I’ll close this now, perhaps you’ll learn something about yourself which you need to change. This is my first open letter, and I chose you, because I get the feeling you need some help. Don’t take this too personally. I didn’t abuse u or anything, yet said a lot of things about you. Respect yourself, respect girls , respect what you have aur phir dekh, you’ll be even more successful in life.

Cheers!
May Allah Bless You, even more

-Jobless Scholar a.k.a @bakkchod

First Night

So the first day post got a few views, about 60 of them. don't know if that's good for a first post. no comments though. i wanted reviews, did i write well? sorry if u got a bit depressed, i wanted to share, how i feel. IPL is on. sometimes i feel these matches are fixed. but i won't go into all that. epl is on too, and Manchester United needs some luck. Go United! Haha. so , MBA starts in june. till then i am actually Jobless. So , perhaps i'll bore you with these posts. i am planning a few open letters too. yes i am. won't disclose to whom , but i guess you will love it. I got a feeling that people like me on twitter, but if they land up here they'll have a second thought about me, that's exactly what i want. :P okay, so i will go on writing what ever comes to my mind, just like my tweets. I am an average 21 year old, with great ambitions in life, and i am ready to work my ass off for them. Making my parents proud is the only thing in life , i work upon. Its not for me that i want to be successful, its for them. Its 2 in the night, i'll just have a last look at this and publish this tomorrow morning. and do give your insights about this and the first post. i know this is not professional blogging, but yes i am here to share my view . opinion and feelings. thank you! just one request, don't abuse me. :P

- Jobless Scholar a.k.a @bakkchod

First Day

So i guess I had to start this. there's no character limit here. that's the best part. some of you from twitter might have a perception about me. i would advice you to don't make any. I am unpredictable. I have mood swings and you cannot read my mind. I am not , what you see on twitter. except for the DM's and a few personal mentions. I am just there to make you guys laugh and sometimes irritate you. Yes , I try to make you laugh. because i know , no one else bothers to. I know life's tough. at 21 , i've seen a lot of it. and i am not talking about break ups. don't think I am a bad guy. Don't think I am a good guy either. Just take life easily. there are a lot of people who care about you and you don't have any idea about it. respect what you have. cherish what you get and don't harm anyone not as powerful as you be it physically , socially or financially. and you'll have a good life. at the end if you are able to get a good night's sleep, without feeling any guilt and being happy about you are doing, you'll be the happiest person on earth.

-Jobless Scholar. a.k.a your's @bakkchod